Story fer ya

There once was a beautiful young woman who had five sons. She was afraid to clean her house, because she knew if she scrubbed the floors and the windows and the walls and vacuumed, the house would immediately get dirty again, and her work would be for nothing. For eighteen years, she did not clean the house, and it became so dirty that social services came and took away her boys, which is what she wanted all along, but she was sad it took eighteen years to happen. When they were gone, she scrubbed and dusted and polished like it was an orgasm.

The end. This was fiction, by the way.