Job for my Clone

http://jobview.usajobs.gov/GetJob.aspx?JobID=90412226&aid=79134553-31810&WT.mc_n=125

The Bureau of Land Management is hiring a Wild Horse and Burro Specialist in Washington, D.C. I actually lived among and researched wild horses in college, and I meet the minimum requirements for the job. How strange that I would qualify for this job, that I have great friends in Washington D.C. and I would enjoy living there. I can almost see a parallel life...

But I have a Norah Jones Rage Against the Machine kind of love, the kind of love where the Zac Brown Band makes me get all nostalgic when I remember yesterday at 5:00 in the evening when The Old Man grabbed my ass and did the dishes and made me remember romance is about day-to-day love.

I'm ridiculously blessed that I have my man and my family. I'd never let wild horses drag me away.