It's My Pleasure

Hey Neighbor Lady,

Thanks for taking your pint-sized pup for a walk. I walked behind you with my two-week old curled against my chest in a baby carrier and Paris the pit bull heeling on my left. Your perky tits and plump ass - your perfect posture - reminded me to pull my shoulders back and tuck in my patootskies. You walk like you're on a runway. Your ponytail snaps to the right every time your left foot hits the pavement. You are pure postpartum slimtastic exercise inspiration.