Skinny Comedian

For Valentine's Day I am going to post a "Love Letter to The Old Man." So that is percolating in the back of my brain. Having a strong, steady - hottie Babraham Lincoln - husband is one of the biggest blessings in my life.

I was thinking of a comedy club to help celebrate our love for VDay. Everyone needs a good laugh on Valentine's Day, or as Buffy the Vampire Slayer calls it, Stab In The Heart Day. I saw that Pat Dixon was going to be at Comedy Works on Saturday night. I checked him out on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1vxlB_PJzk.

Normally I could handle the misogynism, the skinny misanthrope on stage exposing his own self-esteem issues through his jokes on how he likes women to struggle a little when he's having sex with them.

But really. I'm in no mood for jackasses like this. I'm almost eight months pregnant. I've gained thirty pounds. I could see myself storming the stage and sitting on Pat, watching him struggle just a little bit for air while my elbow hits his soft tender adam's apple. Stuffing the dozen roses that come with the "Sweet On You" ticket package down his flat-fronted chinos.

So for his safety, I think I'll pass on tickets to the comedy show.

Doesn't take much to get me riled up these days.

Now, back to thinking about love and mushy stuff.